• Brown Clee Ju 88 crash

  • He walked in, handed over the door and walked off.

  • Water, fresh produce, everything we take for granted, The World Food Programme were taking to small villages who had nothing.

  • You're looking at this bottle of water and a towel thinking.. how am I supposed to wash with this?!

  • Ignorance is no longer allowed.

  • Footprints on the mess ceiling

  • One bomb stuck in the cradle

  • Deep down, one didn't expect to last long

  • I don't believe in women pilots, but you're ok.

    Anonymous
  • You've got five minutes to get off the aircraft.

    Julie Gibson
  • Some of the lads who couldn't swim, they were just picked up and thrown anyway, it was a horrible morning.

  • He was bung full of his own importance