so I said I'd just stay the night.
And they said, "Okay, that's fine."
They said, "Well, you'll have to sleep with the tiger."
And, that was it, there was a little tiger,
had it's own bat in a mat in a corner of the room,
and they said, "Don't worry if it joins you
during the night."
And, sure enough, it came along and flop on the bed like
a large dog, and it cuddled up, you know?
And, I didn't bother, I thought, "Oh bloody tiger."
I just went to sleep, it was gone in the morning,
it was back in it's box.
Oh, yeah, you feel safe.
It was just cuddly.
Like a big Alsatian, it was very young.
The only thing, it was, it had a nasty habit,
if you held it too close to you,
it used to go poo on you.